Simply, this blog will test whether your are gay or not.
Intended for humor only!

Feb 16, 2010

If she doesn't make you horny then you're probably gay!

2 comments:

kold_kadavr_ flatliner said...

You're commiting mortal sin
by exposing her and allah those
doods who dont have the BAWLS
not to do the five-finger-handjob.

Dont know about mortal sin?
Dont care WTF it is?
Wanna live as you see fit,
fulla sin N narcissism?
What'll happen when you croak?
Death, Judgement, Heaven or Hell.
Yeah.
I stand by those words simply
because God as a Just Judge...
so is Jesus who'll tella youse
if we enter into the Kingdome
or are condemned
to the Abyss o'Misery.
I personally wanna see YOU go up.
Follow us to the Great Beyond...

'We cannot be neutral in our lifelong demise precisely because Jesus WILL NOT be neutral at our General Judgement' -blessed holy socks
What we do in our finite lifetimes
has eternal consequences.

Howd'ya literally N figuratively WISEABOVE?? Pray the Stations. Go to Mass at least Sunday. Lissen, lissen, lissen. Pray the Rosary to kick-Satan's-ass. Carry your cross - literally and/or figuratively. Goto the Adoration Chapel located inside every Catholic choirch. Pray, pray, pray. Offer your whole day N night to the Trinity. Read your Bible. Love God alone. Love everyone else. Put their lives ahead of your own. DO IT! We dont have long before our LastPage. And find-out what RCIA means and join.

Withe filthy, whorizontal piss-ants which swiftly crawl like lemmings to their scorecard destruction seeing who can git a lowest place in Hellfire, dont you think your lifetime is EXTREMELY vital to the planet? Thus, to love the lives of others is to love your own: spread the Gospel of Jesus.

trustNjesus.
ALWAYS.
God bless your indelible soul.

kold_kadavr_ flatliner said...

You're commiting mortal sin
by exposing her and allah those
doods who dont have the BAWLS
not to do the five-finger-handjob.

Dont know about mortal sin?
Dont care WTF it is?
Wanna live as you see fit,
fulla sin N narcissism?
What'll happen when you croak?
Death, Judgement, Heaven or Hell.
Yeah.
I stand by those words simply
because God as a Just Judge...
so is Jesus who'll tella youse
if we enter into the Kingdome
or are condemned
to the Abyss o'Misery.
I personally wanna see YOU go up.
Follow us to the Great Beyond...

'We cannot be neutral in our lifelong demise precisely because Jesus WILL NOT be neutral at our General Judgement' -blessed holy socks
What we do in our finite lifetimes
has eternal consequences.

Howd'ya literally N figuratively WISEABOVE?? Pray the Stations. Go to Mass at least Sunday. Lissen, lissen, lissen. Pray the Rosary to kick-Satan's-ass. Carry your cross - literally and/or figuratively. Goto the Adoration Chapel located inside every Catholic choirch. Pray, pray, pray. Offer your whole day N night to the Trinity. Read your Bible. Love God alone. Love everyone else. Put their lives ahead of your own. DO IT! We dont have long before our LastPage. And find-out what RCIA means and join.

Withe filthy, whorizontal piss-ants which swiftly crawl like lemmings to their scorecard destruction seeing who can git a lowest place in Hellfire, dont you think your lifetime is EXTREMELY vital to the planet? Thus, to love the lives of others is to love your own: spread the Gospel of Jesus.

trustNjesus.
ALWAYS.
God bless your indelible soul.

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